i’m the boy your mother warned you about. [runs with scissors]
If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny
If a woman offered to give you head in front of her husband who’s in a coma would you take it?
Nigga I’d get head from my sister in front of my father in a coma if it means im getting free head
"hey can i have a couple of those fries"
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how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ